Its been a week alreday after my birthday last week ... shhit this week has gone really fast!!! well i really had the best birthday plus it was my 21st so it was something special! thanks for the prizie and cards and wishes guys love ya to bits! dont know what i will do without ya! got a few pictures taken that day bahahah dont laugh we were all drunk and shhit so just ... ohh yea i hook up with this guy bahahaha until i found out that his GF was in the club!!! neways he got really got the hots for me even when his gf was goin off at him.. he still stare at me like his totaly ignore what she is saying, i didnt leave him my number or anything but next time buddy! I FKN score tho huh bahaha neways i had fun....

I woke up early morning got my sun tan lotion on... got myself ready to go to adventure world!! tell ya i havent been there for ages and it was really fun!! got really tan and bun on my face ... thats why some of my pictures taken my cheeks are really red!

then when to dinner at yahachi in subiaco, its a modern japanese cusine!! i really recomand you guys to try them out, they are really good jap's food! check out the menu at their site http://www.yahachi.com.au/index.php?id=1

This was my very first birthday bahahah now im 21 OMG getting old !!!

later that night i headed to the paramount .. stayed there until 4am in the morning!! i drunk alot of shots and smirnoff black but i didnt puke or anything this time bahahhaha!! Thanks cwisey for looking after me!! your my best sister that i ever haveeeeeeeee...

Media launch on monday was so easy going... but we put every detail to all of our dish that day! woke up so early got myself ready.. clean uniforms, iron and a big smile to your face when your expose to the public and VIP's. it was good and i missed tafe just for the media launch, which im not supose to bahahah. This is a picture of my team that we had that day to perform live cooking infront of the VIP's! the one in the middle is my executive chef patrice falantin from frence, his the best frence chef i ever work with... he never swear or put people down! so pretty much i control my swearing at work.. which is good cos i have been wanted to stop swearing alot this days!

The other day I went to the shops and buy a magazine … and on the front cover was Paris Hilton !!!

Whether you hate her or love her, one certainty remains. everyone has an opinion on Paris Hilton. go and buy marie claire magazine and read about her …exclusive reveals maybe you might change your mind about her.

Bahahahah I love that bitch.. She is so unique!!! I don’t get why people hate her.. She will have my vote … I don’t get why people said she is so dumb blah blah!!! She isn’t dumb, if she was.. How could she earn more then any of you!! She has good business skills.. I wana learn bahahahahhah!!!! i fkn love paris... hate her?? fuk u then betch! ohh yea if u have myspace add her as your friend, this is her addy http://www.myspace.com/parishilton !

while i was working ... and the radio was playing christina aguilera new single.. so i decided to download it. i actually like this song because it has a meaning to it.. it's funny how people changed their image. cos i notice that when she started her new singing industry she was really that sweet innnoccent lloooookkk!! then she turn into hrrmm... whore lookin girl then now she is all back to her mature side of life... reckon that is all her or people make her changed her image to make money??? well i will tell people to get fuk if they ever do tell me what to do.. thats me tho i dont like it when people try to change me for who i am not ... but thats just me..

[ Lyrics to Christina Aguilera - Hurt ]

Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your face
You told me how proud you were, but I walked away
If only I knew what I know today
Ooh, ooh
I would hold you in my arms
I would take the pain away
Thank you for all you've done
Forgive all your mistakes
There's nothing I wouldn't do
To hear your voice again
Sometimes I wanna call you
But I know you won't be there
Ohh I'm sorry for blaming you
For everything I just couldn't do
And I've hurt myself by hurting you
Some days I feel broke inside but I won't admit
Sometimes I just wanna hide 'cause it's you I miss
And it's so hard to say goodbye
When it comes to this, oooh
Would you tell me I was wrong?
Would you help me understand?
Are you looking down upon me?
Are you proud of who I am?
There's nothing I wouldn't do
To have just one more chance
To look into your eyes
And see you looking back
Ohh I'm sorry for blaming you
For everything%

Its Oct 7th and in about a couple of hours the swan valley area will be filled with drunken public bahahahha mate i wish i was drinkin and having a lovely saturday!! I WISH... but i had to work, ohh yea happy birthday tiffany!! wish you all the best .. listen to your parents little one and i hope you get what you had wished for this year!! bahahah mine is next week turning BLOODY 21 ohhhh my gosh im gettin OLD!!! nah its all good i heard that my chef is planing a surprise for my birthday bahahha man im not supose to know this... so sad that i have to work on my birthday!!!! ohh well as long as i have fun on the weekends!

just a reminder guys that im having a fun day out on the 14th oct... meet me at adventure world around 12pm - 4.30pm then later join me for drinks midnight ...maybe start at paramount then move around clubs and have fun!!! i invited this guy call mike.. i call him mikie his really hot and shhit but duno if i should hook up with him bahahahhaha neways just lookout for mikie!!! ohh yea I SERIOUSLY WANT A SURFBOARD FOR MY BIRTHDAY....SERIOUSLY bahahah i dont want anything else but that.... bahhaha

cant wait till monday... we are having a media launch on our new restaurant, we are gona have all the VIP attending, me and my other chef's are gona have live cooking infront of the VIP and its gona be HUGE and photos will be taken ... its just one step getting to be a famous chef !!!

mannnnnnnnnn so disappointed that I couldn’t go to royal show this year!!! Missed it twice cos I had to work argghhhhhhhh!!! Not HAPPY.. so soOooOO sick of work right now.. but im lovin the pay cos im doing a lot of overtime and today is public holiday too, yea $$$$$$$$!!! It feels like work is my second home.. go there everyday, same place , same day, same faces, getting bored of it already! neways like 4 days ago I received this from work…

bahahah it’s a voucher for me and one person to eat at sen5es for free!!! A three course meal and you get to choose anything on the menu… but I decide to give it to my parents !! for them to try it out since im so nice!!!

But the best thing happen was I got an autograph from DAVID STRASSMAN!!! Wahhhh hooo for my birthday… he sign my hat and im gona frame it bahahah I was gona go out to the restaurant to get a picture taken with him but the restaurant manager said NO… fkn bastard bahahah but I got his autograph its all GOOD!! he comes and dine with us a couple of times so guys if ur a big fan of david come to sen5es more often!!!

i also got an early birthday card bahahha with a wining of $2.00 scratchy card from my lovely hospitality group training guys!

If you guys don’t know who david strassman is where the hell have u been!!! His such a funny guy… he created chuck. Chuck is a very modern teenager. He is a leering, foul-mouthed psychopath who spits, swears and projectile-vomits over people. Every now and then he is possessed; his eyes go red and he shouts, "I had that dream again last night. The killing dream. You were in it."What is different about him is that Chuck is a dummy.Thanks to Chuck, David Strassman is the man who became the first ventriloquist for 25 years to have his own solo show in the West End. A hatful of rave reviews support his bullish claim that he is dragging a long-dead art form into the modern age. "Chuck's character is carefully thought out. He is a 13-year-old boy testing the water of adulthood. That is why he has this animosity," he explained and looked up at the doll. "Let's get Chucky out," he said, and lifted the sour-faced doll on to his lap.

What has made Strassman's name as the great moderniser of ventriloquism, however, is one drunken evening when he said to a chum, "Let's put robotics in Chucky." Soon afterwards they sneaked into NASA at 2a.m., where a mutual friend developed the clutch machinery that enabled Chuck to switch from manual to remote control. Now Frankenstein's monster could come alive.
Nowadays there is advance publicity for this electrifying moment, but the very first audience in New York was aghast. After a prolonged row on stage, Chuck shouted, "You're fired, a***hole!"

From day one the church saw it as the work of the devil, except in France where they were much more relaxed. Cardinal Richelieu even hired a ventriloquist to play a practical joke on a bishop he did not much like. It was not, however, until the 19th century that anyone really began to regard ventriloquism as entertainment. During that period whole stage tableaux were performed with dozens of puppet characters. It was only in 1856, when Fred Russell appeared at the Palace Theatre, London, that anyone thought of conversing with a single dummy. Known inevitably as "the father of modern ventriloquism," he invented a style that persists to this day.And now he created teddy .. I love them both funny puppet!!!